no, nothing rhymes with purple, but jose hernandez is pretty happy that i found a 2014 topps heritage blaster that came with a purple refractor parallel in each pack.
i know a few of you have also found one of these, but this is the first time i have been so fortunate. this was the second (and final) blaster i purchased of heritage this year, and as bad as the first one was, i think i deserved all of this purple.
one pack included two of the parallels - this david ortiz card
more purple - nelson cruz
don't worry - there were some normal cards in the blaster, too. like this lance berkman final tribute
i was a fan of berkman's in the early 2000's - who wouldn't have been - but i was secretly glad that he saved some of his poorest regular season play for his short stint with the yankees.
i was a juan marichal magnet, although both cards i pulled feature him as a giant, and not as a dodger. here's a baseball flashback
there was a third high number in the blaster - wil myers